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A collection of opening lines that are actually funny and actually work on all forms of social media, from Instagram to Tinder to Bumble. You see someone cute across the room that you'd like to talk to, maybe get to know a little bit better, but don't know what to say to them. That's where we come in! We've created a list of 29 great funny opening lines for online dating for you to use the next time someone catches your interest.

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At some point during the process of online dating, you're likely to think about the ways you can improve upon your pickup game. Some methods include having the best pictures of you displayed for potential suitors, simply saying nice things and getting to know your matches, or saying something witty in a pickup line. There are caveats to using pickup lines as not all of them are bound to be successful, especially if you're one to use groan-inducing dad jokes as your prime strategy to help pick up a date online. Get ready as we look at some user pickup lines that double as dad jokes for us to laugh or groan at, courtesy to the fine folks on Reddit. Usually, when someone is in the dating game, the number one goal that's on the mind when meeting someone is closing in on their number. Getting the number allows for ease of contact and getting to that next step of setting up future dates and get-togethers. Mixing the idea of getting a potential dates phone number and lucky lottery numbers is a smooth yet "dad-joke" like way of making the girl feel special.

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Trying to find the love of your life and live happily ever after aren't really laughing matters. But we can all agree that sometimes in life you just have to laugh at yourself, and for me, that absolutely applies to dating. Approaching your romantic adventures with a dash of humor might just be the way to find love, so you'd be wise to have a few funny opening lines to send on dating apps at the ready. Starting a conversation with a joke or a witty line not only sets the tone for fun banter, but it might also help you stand out from the crowd.
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me. Girls complain about guys using them for sex, but sex is awesome! Start bitching when he uses you for laundry, or as a human shield.

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